1. jpsycho:

    approachingnormal:

    hannibalthecanibal:

    vachelsstrife:

    wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

    gallifrey-feels:

    the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

    iseewhatyoudidier:

    fiftyshadesoffandoms:

    akiglancy:

    gayest sport on earth

    somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

    WHAT

    OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

    you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

    why is he putting his hand in his pants

    That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

    that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

    image

    guys

    they oil each other up 

    im crying here 

    This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

    (Source: olliren, via thisisanatattack)

     

  2. Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
    2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
    3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
    4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
    5. Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
    6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
    7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
    8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
    9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
    10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
    11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
    12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
    13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
    14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
    15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
    16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
    17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
    18. Dad: Fuck the government.
    19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
    20. Dad: Close the door.
    21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
    22. Dad: I love puns.
    23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
    24. Dad: Please shut up.
    25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
    26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
    27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
    28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
    29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
    30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
    31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
    32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
    33. Dad: I hate homework.
    34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
    35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
     
  3. starksborn:

    toodutchforyou:

    Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

    this is so fucking gross

    but is this bra available for purchase tho

    (Source: toodutchforboo, via choosepeaceoverwar)

     

  4. tehrisa:

    "mom do we have any extra picture frames???"

    "idk why?"

    "i have an very important picture to frame”

    image

    image

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)

     

  5. stoned-levi:

    There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)

     

  6. tawnks:

    the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

    "When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

    Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

    Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)

     
  7. the-uncensored-she:

    magieundfreiheit:

    micdotcom:

    Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

    Follow micdotcom

    WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

    Sex-Ed in the US is so fucking backward— misogynistic and homophobic.

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)

     
  8. ezekieru:

    animeshittalk:

    Get that weak loli shit out of here!

    oh my fucking god

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)

     

  9. lecomtesanstete:

    My favourite thing about Dutch history is the so-called “tulip mania” in the 1630s where the demand for tulip bulbs drove up the price so much that at one point somebody sold their entire house just to buy one bulb. Later in 1637 the market for it crashed and both the florist guild and Dutch parliament had to step in to help fix the chaotic situation.

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)

     

  10. anythingbutgrief:

    When a grumbly grump who hates everyone and sees the world as dark and cold and unforgiving loves a sunshiney optimist.

    When a sunshiney optimist who sees the best in everyone thinks the grumbly grump is the best thing out of the whole beautiful world.

    (via choosepeaceoverwar)